The Tyrannosaurus Princess

so thoughtful of me

The airport runway—or landing strip, as some coyly call it—looks like this:

Planes certainly cannot land on a batch of foliage!

But the inverse is true when grooming one’s loins. For accuracy’s sake, I will sculpt my nether nook to correctly portray an airport runway - bountiful hair everywhere but a tiny passenger jet-sized path.

I expect my many suitors will be pleased.

1 year ago