The Tyrannosaurus Princess

so thoughtful of me

If you, like me, are a classy young lady whose wallet is as tight as her vagina, you know the day-to-day struggle to stay beautiful without maxing out all your Victoria’s Secret Angel cards!!!

Well I’ll let you in on a few beauty tricks that will break guys hearts… without breaking the bank!

Not so Dinty after all!

Who needs a million face products to get that dewy complexion? Not you… if you just slather Pot Roast on that beautiful face. Guys will be begging for Dinty Moore of you!

More like Flamin Hot YOU!

Flamin’ Hot Cheetos don’t just turn your poop red - they also make a ravishing, I-just-had-lots-of-sex-with-a-man flush if you rub them on those cheeks!

Make those men Doritos Locos Tacos about you!

Toss the lipstick aside like an old boyfriend! One bite into this delessy (delicious and messy) Taco Bell creation and those lips will rival Dorothy’s ruby red shoes!

1 year ago